Never Trust A Fart - Nickel Plated Keyring
Stylish curved square shape – Sleek, modern design with slim profile
Size: 40mm x 40mm
Designed and printed in Scotland.
A playful everyday accessory with Scottish charm
This Scottish phrase keyring is a small but memorable accessory that brings personality to your keys, bag, or backpack. Featuring the classic quote from beloved Scottish comedian Billy Connelly, “At my age you can never trust a fart”, it blends humour, Scottish character, and practical use in one compact design, drawn by renowned caricaturist Edd Travers. The square shape gives it a clean, modern look while keeping the message front and centre. If you want a product that feels both useful and unique, this keyring is a simple way to carry a bit of Scottish wit with you every day.
A thoughtful gift for anyone who loves Scotland
As a comic phrase keyring, this item makes a great gift for friends, family, tourists, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a touch of culture. It is an easy choice for birthdays, holidays, stocking fillers, party bags, or souvenir shopping. Whether you are buying for a proud Scot or someone who simply appreciates Oor Billy, this keyring is a light-hearted gift that is easy to carry and easy to enjoy.
Practical, stylish, and made for daily use
Beyond the quote, this keyring offers everyday practicality. Its square design helps it stand out from standard keyrings, and the compact size makes it convenient for regular use. Attach it to house keys, car keys, or a travel bag for quick access and a distinctive look. It is a small product, but it leaves a lasting impression because of its witty wording and strong Scottish identity. If you are looking for a simple item that combines function with personality, this keyring is a smart and affordable option.
